Hi guys, here is some offbeat news which I think will really grab your attention. It turns out that the young people, in their never-ending pursuit to destroy themselves, have invented a brand new drug. It isn’t as expensive or as glamorous as coke or ecstasy. In fact, it’s free, and manufacturing it doesn’t require knowledge of chemistry. The ingredients can be found in the nearest toilet. Yeah. In fact this drug is d-shit. Literally!
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“Jenkemâ€, is also known as Butthash, waste and fruit from a Crack Pipe. Jenkem a homemade drug created by allowing human faeces and urine to ferment in a bottle with a balloon covering the opening. These kids inhale the released methane gas from the balloon to get a “euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine, but with strong hallucinations of times. Users say they feel “out of it†and are even able to commune with the dead.
Advise to the wise ( or stupid I must say), if you’re planning on trying Jenkem just be prepared to deal with your mouth tasting like a sewer for a couple days afterward. Oh shit!
DEA reports indicate that Jenkem isn’t really new. It originated out off Africa, where they would sniff their accumulated waste to escape the grinding poverty they endured. Now it’s being taken up by ill-mannered Western kids with too much time on their hands. Hooray for globalization! Getting high on a whole is stupid, but this is a rather sad and pathetic way to get high. Just when I thought I couldn’t lose any more faith in humanity, they pull this shit. 🙁
yeah dude this really is d shit man! Tripping my loaf off on my own shit rules! 😀 😀 😀
Wow ur a fag for thinking thats cool, get a F***ing life queer.