No Monkey Business on A380 Airborne

5 Nov 2007

Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380 super jumbo jet, has just killed all hopes for sexual thrill-seekers planning to engage in extra-ordinary activity aboard one of the 12 first-class suites, which the airline boast is the world’s first airborne double beds.

Singapore Airlines started commercial flights of the A380 Airbus double-decker last week with a Singapore to Sydney route. The first-class suite gives you a double bed, privacy and endless bottles of champagne. Man! It’s just a pity Singapore Airlines don’t have flights routing to the Caribbean, plus the fact is… I cannot afford it. How can they expect passengers to not do what comes naturally when you mix a bed and endless champagne?