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Oh No!

Every guy’s worst nightmare is knocking up his girlfriend…oh not! :shock: . Here’s 5 ways how not to:

Pull Out - It takes a lot of will power to pull out during the best part. It’d be like leaving Game 7 of the NBA Finals in the 4th quarter with the score tied, just so you didn’t have to experience gridlock traffic afterwards.

Wrap It - I know, I know. Wrapping it sucks. Totally. It’s almost not even worth it right. Like why even bother having sex if you’re not going to feel it, but guess what, there’s a 50% chance she has an STD anyway…hmm… Better safe than sorry.
Birth Control - Get that B on the P. Pill that is. Swallow that sweet tart and call it a night.
Morning After Pill - If she won’t take that pill make her take this one. As long as she’s downing some FDA approved she’s a-okay in my book.
Vasectomy - This is by far a last resort. They have to go inside you and tie some tubes and all I can imagine is them sticking a long needle down my pee hole. Ouch. Don’t do it. Ugh, just pull out, please :grin: .




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9 Comments »

Comment by JUDITH PERRY Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-07 19:25:09

I am not such who wrote or blog this article, but i cannot believe that in this day and age someone is actually giving this type of barbaric advice. Chris if you wrote this shame on you. You sound like a male shauvensitic pig.
1. Pulling out does not work plus you leave yourself open for all types of STD’s & Aids
2. If you are going to discuss a vasectomy you should know how the procedure is performed. You are so way off base here.
3. Why does the woman have to be a “B” hello where is the respect of others.
4. Where is the male responsiblity here? The best pratice would be to wrap it up as you say. Safe Sex should be the advice here not bashing the woman!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Chris
2008-01-07 20:54:22

hey, easy with the name calling, sounds like you’ve been beaten with wrong end of the stick :wink: Safe Sex is always the right way to go….but if you and your partner are faithful to each…I don’t see any sense in wrapping it up my :mrgreen:

P.s. pull out does work, just ask my girl she will tell you. :lol:

 
 
Comment by JUDITH PERRY Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-08 16:03:35

No, i have not been beaten with the wrong end of the stick and funny you did not respond to the other two issues . hmmm

Comment by Chris
2008-01-08 17:06:34

:grin:

 
Comment by Veselo Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-09 13:20:40

The most funniest thing, that you decided to comment on this post, but not in any others, which is really good.

For example to here or here or here.

I wonder why people keep silence on what is real good, but like to do comments on this kind of not serious post and show how their smart?

Comment by Chris
2008-01-09 15:16:51

Thanks U Veselo… :grin:

 
 
 
Comment by JUDITH PERRY Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-09 15:31:45

The reason i chose to comment on this post is that somewhere out there some young person is reading this and might actually take what was posted to heart. Sometimes we need to respond to what we feel strongly about.
I am not trying to show how smart i am. It is what it is. We ought to take responsiblity for the things we post on the internet. Especially when it comes to posting inaccurate information.
Some of the issues you may think or feel are serious to YOU may not be as important to me.

Comment by Chris
2008-01-09 17:05:22

Thats true …I can understand where u r coming from. Please don’t take this post too seriously ..OK :!:

 
 
Comment by JUDITH PERRY Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-09 18:39:14

chris no worries i am not taking it seriously. I am too far away to do that. i normal check this web site for updates on news and what’s going on in D/A

 
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