Today I had this strange dÃ©jÃ vu â€“you know the kind where you tell yourself â€œIâ€™ve heard or seen this before.â€ While riding the bus, and I overheard this conversion between a group of people seating at the back of the bus. They were talking about Barack Obama, and how he came from nothing to being one of the most highly respected men in the world.
Traits they believe are already prophesied in the bible â€“ where a Child will venture forth – for the first time – to bring the light unto the entire world.
Not taking any heed to the conversion which I just overheard, a few hours later I came across this article on the internet entitled: Barack Obama, the second coming of Christ.
Below is an excerpt from the article:
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian Desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: â€œVerily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?â€
In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.
And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth – for the first time – to bring the light unto the entire world.
For some strange reason I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something. 🙂 How ironic is that ah? In one day I was lucky enough to accidentally come across this same topic – or maybe it wasn’t an accident. You can call me crazy if you want â€“ but I do believe that Obama was sent by god to save mankind from himself. “Yes We Can.”